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John "C"
2007-07-02 04:09:48 UTC
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"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler"
in
<music>"Also Sprach Zarathustra"

</music>
Ladies and gentlemen, by the authority vested in me by
the
Overseer
of
Kooks & Trolls in AFA-B, I present the winners of the
Spring
2007
alt.fan.art-bell Awards. The envelopes, please!
<music>"X-Files Theme"

</music>
ANGSTROM AWARD AND MEDAL
The winner is...GREYSKY!
09 votes YES
00 votes NO
03 votes abstain
Congratulations, Greysky! Gotten any signals yet on
that
faster-than-
light radio of yours?
CHERNOBYL PRIZE
The winner is...GERALD NEWTON!
09 votes Gerald Newton
01 votes Linda Gore
00 votes Neither of the above
02 votes abstain
Congratulations, G-Dolf! How many groups did you melt
down
in
that
Kevin Cannon /doesn't/ read?
CLEOPATRA AWARD
The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPETOFTHELORD"
SCHMIDT!
10 votes YES
00 votes NO
02 votes abstain
Congratulations, Howdy! Which are you most in denial
about,
that
you're
a closet case, that you're not good looking any more,
that
you
suck
as
a
trumpet player, or that people dislike your poasts so
much
that
they
LARTed your Google Groups account and succeeded?
DR. POSTMAN'S "STOLEN KIDNEY" AWARD
08 votes YES
00 votes NO
04 votes abstain
Congratulations, paranoid religious spammer! Have you
looked
anywhere
and /not/ found the Number of the Beast?
ED CONRAD "BRAIN OF STONE" AWARD
The winner is...HONEST JOHN AKA CLOCKBRAIN!
11 votes YES
00 votes NO
01 votes abstain
Congratulations, Clockbrain! You won the award for
being an
incorrigible clueproof idiot by the largest margin on
this
ballot.
Does
that mean anything to you? Probably not, or you
wouldn't
have
won
this
award.
GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION
The winner is...HONEST JOHN AKA CLOCKBRAIN!
07 votes Honest John AKA Clockbrain
04 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
01 votes Neither of the above
00 votes abstain
Congratulations a second time, Clockbrain! So, would
you
really
stab
your friends in the back the way you allege Art Deco
did to
Phineas?
SIR ROBIN AWARD FOR BRAVERY
The winner is...TOM POTTER!
07 votes Tom Potter
04 votes Nightbat
00 votes Neither of the above
01 votes abstain
Congratulations, Crackpotter! Your instructions for
how to
go
real-life
on your adversaries were enough to catapult you ahead
of one
of
the
more
notorious poast-editors participating in AFA-B.
STEVE WINTER MEMORIAL "STEAMING MOUND OF HYPOCRISY"
The winner is...ANDREW B. CHUNG!
09 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung
03 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
00 votes Neither of the above
00 votes abstain
Congruatulations, Double-Doctor! Your hypocrisy is
legendary!
THICK AS A BRICK AWARD
The winner is...NOBODY!
Pedro Sanchez
04 votes YES
03 votes NO
05 votes abstain
I see people didn't follow Napoleon Dynamite's
advice--they
didn't
vote
for Pedro. While he did win a plurality, he didn't
win by
2/3
of
the
yes/no votes, so he didn't win the award.
TINFOIL STAR AWARD
The winner is...GERALD NEWTON!
05 votes Gerald Newton
03 votes Angela Kahealani.
03 votes Mike "miguel" Cranston
00 votes None of the above
01 votes abstain
Congratulations, again, G-Dolf! Your attempts to shut
down
Databasix
and Insurgent.org, as misguided as they were, did earn
you
something--a
repeat of this award for frivolous, misguided, and
futile
netkkkopping.
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE
The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPETOFTHELORD"
SCHMIDT!
07 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
04 votes Raymond Karczewski
00 votes Neither of the above
01 votes abstain
Congruatulations, Howdy! You managed to finally
unseat one
of
the
most
prolifically limp poasters on USENET. Now we (tinw)
know
that
you
must
use that hand lotion for things other than
moisturizing!
OFFICE OF THE WICKED WITCH
The winner is...TOM POTTER!
10 votes Tom Potter
01 votes Joseph Bartlo
00 votes Neither of the above
01 votes abstain
Congratulations again, Crackpotter! Your state of
perpetual
threatening
meltdown won you an office. Enjoy your tenure!
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the
Spring
2007
alt.fan.art-bell awards. Thirteen entities submitted
13
ballots.
One
ballot was disqualified on the basis of its caster
being a
disenfranchised notorious net-kook. Consequently,
twelve
ballots
were
considered to be from qualified voters and were
counted.
Look for the call for nominations for the Summer AFA-B
awards
around
Labor Day, although nominations will be accepted
before
then.
The
elections should be scheduled so that the winners will
be
announced
about the time of the Autumnal Equinox. Until then,
enjoy!
<music>"Happy Trails to You"

</music>
--
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of alt.fan.art-bell
AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
http://www.screedbomb.info/goti/
--
As can be seen from the post above,
a few anonymous bigots and sociopaths,
some motivated by race, religion and politics,
and some operating out of boiler rooms,
are hard at work, trying to control the
flow of information on the Internet,
Very few, wasn't it, Tom. Only 12 voters. And that
includes
ah,
who
we thought was our friend.
"ah" would pimp his own mother to Slurp Art Deco!
CHJ
Deco really knows how to work the weak minded, doesn't he HJ?
Are you poast humping?
All part of their grand scheme to remove me from usenet
forever.
Hence their eagerness to harness a singularity?
Yes, and to generate the necessary power from free energy.
That's what happens when you refuse to suck Teh Tit.
The person who refused to sack the person who refused, has been
sacked.
Federal funding sucks.
There are always more to take the place of those who have been
sacked.
Easy way to balance the bottom line.
One always has a future inside the Sack Office.
I wonder if they ever worry about their own job security?
Send all the Gay people to my house, I say, and the world will be better
for it.

Dang, Deco when you come out you really get after it!
John "C"
2007-07-02 14:53:56 UTC
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Post by John "C"
On Jun 27, 8:42 am, "John \"C\""
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler"
in
<music>"Also Sprach Zarathustra"
http://youtu.be/pZqp79FOJB0
</music>
Ladies and gentlemen, by the authority vested in me
by the
Post by John "C"
Overseer
of
Kooks & Trolls in AFA-B, I present the winners of
the
Post by John "C"
Spring
2007
alt.fan.art-bell Awards. The envelopes, please!
<music>"X-Files Theme"
http://youtu.be/t5KJJ83MQUg
</music>
ANGSTROM AWARD AND MEDAL
The winner is...GREYSKY!
09 votes YES
00 votes NO
03 votes abstain
Congratulations, Greysky! Gotten any signals yet on
that
Post by John "C"
faster-than-
light radio of yours?
CHERNOBYL PRIZE
The winner is...GERALD NEWTON!
09 votes Gerald Newton
01 votes Linda Gore
00 votes Neither of the above
02 votes abstain
Congratulations, G-Dolf! How many groups did you
melt
Post by John "C"
down
in
that
Kevin Cannon /doesn't/ read?
CLEOPATRA AWARD
The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPETOFTHELORD"
SCHMIDT!
Post by John "C"
10 votes YES
00 votes NO
02 votes abstain
Congratulations, Howdy! Which are you most in
denial
Post by John "C"
about,
that
you're
a closet case, that you're not good looking any
more, that
Post by John "C"
you
suck
as
a
trumpet player, or that people dislike your poasts
so much
Post by John "C"
that
they
LARTed your Google Groups account and succeeded?
DR. POSTMAN'S "STOLEN KIDNEY" AWARD
08 votes YES
00 votes NO
04 votes abstain
Congratulations, paranoid religious spammer! Have
you
Post by John "C"
looked
anywhere
and /not/ found the Number of the Beast?
ED CONRAD "BRAIN OF STONE" AWARD
The winner is...HONEST JOHN AKA CLOCKBRAIN!
11 votes YES
00 votes NO
01 votes abstain
Congratulations, Clockbrain! You won the award for
being
Post by John "C"
an
incorrigible clueproof idiot by the largest margin
on this
Post by John "C"
ballot.
Does
that mean anything to you? Probably not, or you
wouldn't
Post by John "C"
have
won
this
award.
GREEN LANTERN AWARD FOR PROJECTION
The winner is...HONEST JOHN AKA CLOCKBRAIN!
07 votes Honest John AKA Clockbrain
04 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
01 votes Neither of the above
00 votes abstain
Congratulations a second time, Clockbrain! So,
would you
Post by John "C"
really
stab
your friends in the back the way you allege Art Deco
did
Post by John "C"
to
Phineas?
SIR ROBIN AWARD FOR BRAVERY
The winner is...TOM POTTER!
07 votes Tom Potter
04 votes Nightbat
00 votes Neither of the above
01 votes abstain
Congratulations, Crackpotter! Your instructions for
how
Post by John "C"
to
go
real-life
on your adversaries were enough to catapult you
ahead of
Post by John "C"
one
of
the
more
notorious poast-editors participating in AFA-B.
STEVE WINTER MEMORIAL "STEAMING MOUND OF HYPOCRISY"
The winner is...ANDREW B. CHUNG!
09 votes Dr. Andrew B. Chung
03 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
00 votes Neither of the above
00 votes abstain
Congruatulations, Double-Doctor! Your hypocrisy is
legendary!
THICK AS A BRICK AWARD
The winner is...NOBODY!
Pedro Sanchez
04 votes YES
03 votes NO
05 votes abstain
I see people didn't follow Napoleon Dynamite's
advice--they
didn't
vote
for Pedro. While he did win a plurality, he didn't
win by
Post by John "C"
2/3
of
the
yes/no votes, so he didn't win the award.
TINFOIL STAR AWARD
The winner is...GERALD NEWTON!
05 votes Gerald Newton
03 votes Angela Kahealani.
03 votes Mike "miguel" Cranston
00 votes None of the above
01 votes abstain
Congratulations, again, G-Dolf! Your attempts to
shut
Post by John "C"
down
Databasix
and Insurgent.org, as misguided as they were, did
earn you
Post by John "C"
something--a
repeat of this award for frivolous, misguided, and
futile
Post by John "C"
netkkkopping.
OFFICE OF THE VIAGRA JUNKIE
The winner is...MICHAEL "HOWDY/TRUMPETOFTHELORD"
SCHMIDT!
Post by John "C"
07 votes Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
04 votes Raymond Karczewski
00 votes Neither of the above
01 votes abstain
Congruatulations, Howdy! You managed to finally
unseat
Post by John "C"
one
of
the
most
prolifically limp poasters on USENET. Now we (tinw)
know
Post by John "C"
that
you
must
use that hand lotion for things other than
moisturizing!
Post by John "C"
OFFICE OF THE WICKED WITCH
The winner is...TOM POTTER!
10 votes Tom Potter
01 votes Joseph Bartlo
00 votes Neither of the above
01 votes abstain
Congratulations again, Crackpotter! Your state of
perpetual
threatening
meltdown won you an office. Enjoy your tenure!
This concludes the announcement of the winners of
the
Post by John "C"
Spring
2007
alt.fan.art-bell awards. Thirteen entities
submitted 13
Post by John "C"
ballots.
One
ballot was disqualified on the basis of its caster
being a
Post by John "C"
disenfranchised notorious net-kook. Consequently,
twelve
Post by John "C"
ballots
were
considered to be from qualified voters and were
counted.
Post by John "C"
Look for the call for nominations for the Summer
AFA-B
Post by John "C"
awards
around
Labor Day, although nominations will be accepted
before
Post by John "C"
then.
The
elections should be scheduled so that the winners
will be
Post by John "C"
announced
about the time of the Autumnal Equinox. Until then,
enjoy!
<music>"Happy Trails to You"
http://youtu.be/zVgkcW0luc0
</music>
--
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of alt.fan.art-bell
AUK Extra-Curricular Activities & Special Ballots
http://www.screedbomb.info/goti/
--
As can be seen from the post above,
a few anonymous bigots and sociopaths,
some motivated by race, religion and politics,
and some operating out of boiler rooms,
are hard at work, trying to control the
flow of information on the Internet,
Very few, wasn't it, Tom. Only 12 voters. And that
includes
Post by John "C"
ah,
who
we thought was our friend.
"ah" would pimp his own mother to Slurp Art Deco!
CHJ
Deco really knows how to work the weak minded, doesn't he
HJ?
Post by John "C"
Are you poast humping?
All part of their grand scheme to remove me from usenet
forever.
Post by John "C"
Hence their eagerness to harness a singularity?
Yes, and to generate the necessary power from free energy.
That's what happens when you refuse to suck Teh Tit.
The person who refused to sack the person who refused, has been
sacked.
Post by John "C"
Federal funding sucks.
There are always more to take the place of those who have been
sacked.
Post by John "C"
Easy way to balance the bottom line.
One always has a future inside the Sack Office.
I wonder if they ever worry about their own job security?
Sack the lot, I say, and the world will be better for it. Like that
will ever happen.
Thus the circle is completed, and all the little children go home.
Stutter the little children.
A virgin boy butt is a terrible thing to waste.
I knew that you'd say something like that!

Not working today, Pedo Deco?

<puts on another pot of coffee>

HJ

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